Pizza Dough is the Devil

I cannot handle pizza dough. It drives me insane. It tortures me. It laughs at me. It oozes everywhere the cheese doesn't. It sticks to my hands and my pizza paddle, but for some reason, the toppings refuse to stick to it. It shrinks when I want it to expand. But once you place it in the oven, it grows like a peeps in the microwave. One day I will conquer it, but today is NOT that day.

However, the fresh basil, chopped onion, Jersey tomato sauce, Italian deli meatballs and Italian deli sliced pepperoni make it all okay. Thank goodness for small topping favors.

Time to consume my blob.