Transcendental Puppies

So, you leave a dog at home alone and the dog freaks out. Separation anxiety, they say. But, if you exercise your dog, a lot of the bad puppy behaviors tend to dissipate.

Well, helllooooo genius.

Law of syllogism: dogs need to be exercised. dogs are animals. people are animals.... Figure out the rest.

Did you know that Thoreau was an avid walker?

Perhaps if we started exercising more, we'd have less anxiety, less stress, and more perspective of the important things in life. Cast away your cell phones. Get off your couches. Get outside. Watching someone else's life on TV does not constitute living. Go for a walk. Find your purpose.